Wednesday, December 8, 2010

MINI MUSINGS: Less Common/Appropriate Bro-isms


"Broman Polanski" - When a bro is being a pervert, or in presumably rare instances, directing a movie too.

"Bro Buck" - This is a bro who feels the need to narrate every situation he's in. He also has a lot of prepared one-liners.

"Bro-creator" - A Christian bro who got married just so he could have sex, and subsequently ends up with a lot of kids in the first few years of marriage.

"A Bro Left of the Murder" - A bro who likes every record a band puts out based on one or more good releases.

"Brotein Shake" - You get this one, right?