Illuminati

I just titled this post "Illuminati" because I want more people to visit my blog. People who believe in secret groups seem to love the Internet. They feel safe to discuss their knowledge of secret groups in the most public space possible. Oops. Anyways... triangles, goat horns, an eye on top of a triangle, Lady Gaga, and lots of other shit. The point is, they're (the Illuminati you fool!) waiting to take over the world. The Illuminati's vision: a world where people love shitty stuff, are careless with money, and choose to ignore even VERY recent history. No way that'll happen!